I'm going to get a Diploma!

I have recently researched on JCs and Polys, and yes, I know that it's kind of early for that since I still have 2 years more to go, but, well, I'm interested. =] So, I decided to create a post regarding the choice of the courses offered by Polytechnics. It has a little SARCASM involved, so, don't get the wrong idea.

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'Diploma in Biomedical Science' course is for people who likes to kill the word ' disease '.

'Diploma in Baking & Culinary Science' course is for people who loves to study the science behind baking and culinary.

'Diploma in Accounting & Finance' course is for people whose eyes have the $.$ expression and everytime when they see something expensive, a song of MONEY MONEY would ring through their brains.

'Diploma in Apparel Design & Merchandising' course is for people who loves to design clothes [ obvious ] and! who loves to design clothes for me. =x YES, IT'S A MUST TO DESIGN FOR ME!!!!

'Diploma in Computer Engineering' course is for people who loves to break apart the computer infront of them and stare at the insides of the computer. [ sounds digusting, I know ]

'Diploma in Psychology Studies' course is for people who could read other people's mind, or at least would like to do so. I cannot guarantee guys could read girls mind [ and vice versa ] after studying this course, though.

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Okay. It ended. Well, I know most of them are shitty and lame, just not in a mood. Okay, I'm crap man. Creating a post that is meant to be humorous while in a moody mood. Yii-chan <-- CRAZY. =] [ And yeah, I want to study veterinary technology in temasek polytechnic which is the only polytechnic in Sg that have this course ]

Well, just want to say that, please do not tell me that I am close to repeat history. It hurts even more, because this sentence, carries the burden and meaning of my failure in friendship, and the critisism. It hurts twice, seriously. I seriously, can't stand this sentence, and perhaps you're too angry to think about it, but, in my heart, I know that I almost failed in friendship again, and I do not want ... Oh, well, never mind. It just, makes me feel that, if you seriously doesn't want to hurt me, you wouldn't say that. No offence, seriously. Sorry, but I do feel like that, just wanted to let it out here.